Hillary
Jeremy: Hey Hillary, how’s it going?
Hillary Clinton: Hey JR, nice to see you! How you doing?
Jeremy: Oh, I’m fine. Hillary, could you make me a bagel, and fix all of our healthcare problems?
Hillary Clinton: Of course, JR, I can do that. Do you want cream cheese on your bagel?
Jeremy: Mmm, yes. And butter.
Hillary Clinton: JR, I think getting rid of the butter is going to be part of solving the healthcare problem…